Do they make tasers that you can wrap around your things to guard them from certain people? One that will deliver a small shock each time he reaches for your towel? I need one for my tripod right now.

- b.

As part of the Sophisticated Insults Series – to people who brag about their looks:

You’re lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

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  1. Laavanya says:

    :) Ha ha…
    I also like the ‘sophisticated insult’ of the day.

  2. Manisha says:

    I saw male in the title, saw shirts in the pic, I read ‘thing’ instead of ‘things’, couldn’t read beyond the first sentence because by then I had assumed J had written this post and wondered what he was thinking. :-D

    But, Jai is v creative, don’t you think?

  3. Ricki says:

    Love that insult! Must remember it for when I need it some day. . .

  4. Mamatha says:

    LOL that picture is way too funny.

  5. nags says:

    yes, creative :D

  6. Cham says:

    The tripod got a new look and purpose! Is this “Thinking out of the Box?”

  7. Anjali says:

    :) Truely Indian thinking! Everything is not just made for what it is supposed to be used for. LOL. Thats a real frozen moment. I’d keep such a picture for life.

    Manisha I too was reading something different :D

  8. lol, i am just laughing my head off at what Manisha was thinking.. clearly her head is elsewhere. I didn’t notice the tripod till I read the post. See now I am reading the posts.

  9. sra says:

    :-D

    Good insult – I wish to be able to use it sometime!

  10. Vidya says:

    LOL! It’s better than what we use to hang clothes. Our treadmill!! Ours must be the most expensive clothes hanger in the world! It’s atleast used for something… :)

  11. sunita says:

    :-D D…what a picture :-D

    …lovd the insult too.

  12. Manisha says:

    In the gutter is where it was, Archana. :D

    Oh Bee! You are so lucky! He even irons his own shirts.

  13. Nirmala says:

    Hey Bee, whats there in it? Isn’t he making multi-purpose out of your tripod :)

  14. Purnima says:

    LOL @ Manishas comment # 2 n agree with second statement in her comment # 12 :D :D
    B, J is trying to make a point there! :) (maybe u might offer to iron his shirts next time, to spare ur tripod?? :D )

  15. Shreya says:

    love the title and the pic. the insult too. I remember my bhaabhi’s look when my brother started using their one-month-old new motorised treadmill as a clothes stand!:-) speak of how novelty wears off..

  16. Deeba says:

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh…at least we know he’s the ironing sorta man!! Count your blessings! No, I’m not complaining; we have the small luxury of a ‘presswala’ who comes around every morning!! Love the sophistication of the picture!! It speaks VOLUMES!!

  17. Meeta says:

    Bee – I have to give Jai this – he is a creative one! Maybe he just wants your attention!

  18. Deb says:

    Ahhh – at least we all know what Jai needs for his next birthday – some sort of portable clothes rack. Shall we take up a collection folks?

  19. jai bee says:

    dirty minds think alike. manisha’s in particular is very very darrrrrteeee.

    - b.

  20. Priya says:

    Manisha, totally not your fault!!!

  21. Rachna says:

    heeeeeee manisha’s comment made me go back and read it the way she read it, and its sooooo funny, yes, she’s got a dirty mind…. bad bad girl!

  22. Latha says:

    hahaha :-) how typical of jai!
    manisha – she is too funny!

  23. Rashmi says:

    LOL….

  24. anudivya says:

    Had to go back and read Manisha’s comment, then it all made sense to me ;)

  25. Uma says:

    ROFL! that’s a cute stand for hanging the shirts!

  26. meg wolff says:

    I had to go back and take a good look at the photo and then laughed hard!

  27. Madhuram says:

    I guess it’s the same story in every house. Inspite of me hanging a couple of “over the door hooks” the towels, shirts, pants end up on the bed or the ironing table. If I hide the iron table, he goes to office without ironing his shirts. The only work he does around is ironing and I don’t want him to escape from that too, so these days I don’t mind the clutter.

  28. Meera says:

    You guys just crack me up. I had to go back to understand what Manisha meant!! LOL……….

  29. Bharti says:

    :-) LOL. I always smile when I visit your blog!

  30. priya says:

    LOL, this cracks me up. Hope my hubby doesn’t see this, am hiding my tripod.

  31. Siri says:

    LOL..:)..Lucky to have a husband who ‘irons’ his own shirts Bee..:D

    Siri

  32. Smita says:

    Tsk tsk – love is… sharing that tripod :-)

    Perhaps he has a lens you might ‘borrow’

    :-D



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