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A close call…
March 15, 2007 | 10 Comments

J: Is that a cop headed our way?
B: No. It’s Salma freakin’ Hayek.
J: Holy smackers! What’s the speed limit here?
B: That’s irrelevant now.

Officer: Are you from out of state?
J: Yes, sir.
Officer: Do you know the speed limit here?
J: Forty-ish….?
Officer: Forty. No ‘ishes’…. And beasts have the right of way.
J: Right.
Officer: May I see your driver’s license, insurance and registration, please?
J: Sure. (Hands them over)
Officer: Thank you. (Inspects documents) I’ll let you off this time. Please stick to the speed limit. Nice car, by the way. Them Hummers are ugly.

Back to the cop station for doughnuts and coffee.

Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming.
Filed Under: bison, MUSINGS, national park, Photo Essays, Postcards, TRAVEL, wildlife, winter, Yellowstone-National-Park


Hahaha, nice narration.
. But this is too scary, the second pic is a little too close for comfort! That looks like the bison could just overturn the car if he wanted to. If I was in that car, it would’ve required interior detailing after this episode
Oh thats a cool humour! Never seen a bison so close.
cheers
sharmi
quite funny
scary, but made good reading!!
this may sound strange, guys, but that bison looked like the curious, but friendly sort.
bee
Holy Bison! Wow!
Great post and pics! Course I hope I NEVER encounter one of these guys unless it’s on my computer or tv screen. Even then, it makes my chest feel tight.Yikes!
hahaha…funny lookin’ Bison. Not funnier than our Moose or Caribou though.
Rahul Sharma is wayyyyyy Cuter than Rahul Dravid. I should have a poll.
That is scary! And how did Rahul Sharma make an appearance here, too?
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good idea. will do it when i can figure how to. – bee
Great post and Absolutely fine photo shoots..you took the picture from pretty close…:-)
very funny post..hee hee!!1the last picture is very nice..